knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"Are you sexually active?"
Do dogs count
"Jesus.. You’re a sick bast-"
I’m pretty sure my dog can count. He’s smart. Anyways no, no sex for me doc
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad
Distraction in its true form (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.